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The other day I treated one of my buddies that got back from the gulf with some special R and R.

He was complaining of his back hurting a bunch, so I decided to give him the best remedy I know.  Getting an adjustment.

I tell you, it does wonders for me.

Now, I would have done it myself, as people say I have magic hands… I just can’t find any of those nifty chiropractic tables laying around anywhere.

So we go to the practitioner and he looks at my buddies back.  He hems and haas for a sec before making any adjustments.  He looks down at my buddy and says – “you must have had a hard time there in the Gulf!”… pulls by buddies arm left and right and we hear a pop.

My buddy sighs/screams in relief.

When he gets up he feels like a million bucks.

Moral of the story… get adjusted.

Sometimes you have to take yourself lightly and laugh.

The other day a friend of mine was talking to me about an experience that he had that involved some plus size lingerie, beer bottles, and a fishing pole.

GO FIGURE, right?

So what happened is that he went to this party and there were alot of younger people there in their 20′s.  They were all having a good time.  Some of the girls were pretty much naked.  One girl in particular stood out.  She was a bit on the curvier side, very beautiful, down to her skivvies – according to my friend, and she was holding for beer bottles!

She was drinking four beers simultaneously!  Talk about talent!  So the girl in her drunken stupor grabbed a fishing pole that was laying around, cast it perfectly at my buddy, hooked him, and proceeded to pull him forward.  Just as he was about to get in the kill zone…. she vomits on him.

He was a foolish one for not seeing that one coming:)

With all the protests that are going on nowadays one has to sit down and think long and hard about the future.  They really have to sit back and assess what these type of events will do to the fabric of society.. if anything.

You have to sit and wonder how all of this could possibly be bent to work in your favor… not so that you just sit there like some motionless mannequins doing nothing.  No, if you want greatness, you have to realize that you have to make money.  You have to make the economy move forward.  You have to make like better for you and your family.

Now, most of us know that the dollar isn’t back by anything.  My big recommendation is that if possible right now you should be building your assets.  Buy real estate and gold and silver.

There are many incidents going across the world as we know it.  The one we are focusing on is the gulf.  We know that the oil companies do their absolute best, but we want to help to.

This site is to offer prayers and things of that sort so that we can save the gulf crew.  Please lets do this and make the world a better place like the song said.  I am so happy that you joined us here.

We love that planet!  We love even the oil companies- they provide us energy.